Office Blasting

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.

Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

blasty blast

having a great time doing something, extention of having a blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian

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blast rag

The piece of material like a wash cloth or a sock a male ejaculates into when masterbating.

Eric would ejaculate into his blast rag in order to diminish the clean up proccess after masturbating.

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Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

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put on blast

to put someones secrets and personal business in the spotlight without them being willing.

In class my damn teaher told my grade to the class. She put all my shit on blast!

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Cab Blast

Finger banging a chick in a Taxi Cab with your buddy sitting beside you trying not to watch - Usually on the way home after drinking excessively.

"He really Cab Blasted that chick with the Dooch beside him..."

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