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A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.
Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."
Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."
Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!
Jack: "YES!!"
Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.
The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.
The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?
Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game
In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered
When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli
When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered
used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program
deadass you just say it straight fuck blender