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What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.
Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
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Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.
Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls
The act of getting kicked in the nuts while nutting in a women.
Bruh, i was smashing Amy last night and her mother Red ball Blue balled me.
What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.
Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
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When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.
Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk
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When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.
"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."
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the feeling of utter disgust
to feel so sick that it
seems as though
you may be in pain
after a night of hardcore partying
Man I feel like a bucket of blue ball dicks.
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