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Baked boarding

snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"

going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more

by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011


Uni Boarding

Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board.

Noun: Half of a skateboard.

A bunch of skater kids have gone uni.
Do you want to go to the beach and do some Uni Boarding?

by SKATEfromwiki May 22, 2009


Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table

Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board

by Alf steward February 19, 2018


long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019


shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

by katshyt January 30, 2014

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board whore

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends

"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."

by thankspeteomfgh June 12, 2015


board rage

Board Rage:

Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.

Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.

Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.

board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !

by LaPierre January 20, 2008