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Complete bollocks

Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be

Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.

Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.

by Really long words February 2, 2022


sticky bollocks

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.

Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.

by jewbrew69 January 29, 2011


trolly bollocks

a troll who chats a bunch of shit

english man in swansea is a trolly bollocks

by February 11, 2021


Back Bollock

to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre

Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off

by Manuel Eagles January 15, 2012


Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

by The Baaadger September 14, 2011


Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .

Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi

by The king of ferry April 30, 2020


cats bollocks

bigger and better than the dogs bollocks

the latest cd by mf doom is the cats bollocks

by spike (da original) July 21, 2004

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