Boof

A mystical sex toy only found inside the imagination. You heat it up for 1 short minute in the microwave and BOOM a cozy Cooch. for independent women who don't need a man but also want to feel the warmth of a lover. No more cold hard dildos, try the cooch. (Currently in stores now in your area approx. nowhere)

Bro 1: I just bought the boof off of amazon and I think Ima try it out.

Bro 2: lets go find a girl to try it on.
Bro1: this is why we are friends.

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Boofing

Smelling like a whole lotta weed

Goddamn bruh you boofing

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boof

A flatulent noise caused by air trapped between the breasts. Similar to queef, only breasticular instead of vaginal.

*Note that this very rarely happens unless the chest size is a D cup or larger.

Susie tried desperately to conceal her loud boof, but everyone around stared in disgust as a flatulent noise emerged from her chest.

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boof

1.fuck 2. sex 3. intercourse

1. Boof you!
2. Are we gonna boof soon?
3. Lets boof!

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boofed

Refers to flatulence.

Have you boofed yet?

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boof

the art of throwing a raw piece of meat, preferably steak, with a certain amount of finesse and sportsmanship directly onto the cheek of the unsuspecting victim. the steak should slide down the cheek of the boofed and leave a trail of runny blood.

we totally boofed your mom last night.

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boof

a person who is very awkward and stupid.

Daniel Schiefer is a boof.

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