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An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
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A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...
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A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*
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The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.
Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.
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A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.
Brandon: ok boomer
Someone: but you're a brandon
1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
I can't imagine spending my life with Brandon.