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Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own
"Pass us' a can mate, its time for my leeds breakfast"
Two powerbars and a bottle a pink champagne.
When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.
An early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop.
Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.
Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.
A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.
The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!
Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.
"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"
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A three musketeers bar and a diet coke.
"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."
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