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Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up
sporty
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!
All Brendans are awesome!!
not a very good person with no life and no friends :)
ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!
Best Guy ever. if you knew him you'd go off. And he hot ;)
How your such a Brendan
A coward that gets nothing done because he is looking up his own name
Jesse: Brendan! Did you do your part of the project?
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*
the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs
does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE