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The bestest friend you will ever have. He may have a lot of friends, but he knows that they all need attention. He is full of life, and he loves life. Girls are all over him, and he thinks nothing off it. But if you need a friend, find a brett, because Brett's are the way to go. He likes video games, and food, and family guy. He can be touchy sometimes, but that's okay. He is perfection in a body.
1st guy: woah man, is that brett?
2nd guy: yeah it is, but who is he with?
3rd guy: my sister, fuck she is all over brett mercier
The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.
Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night
Some fat ass that constantly wears his hoodie and enjoys saying the n word. He was also suspended for punching Colby Gardner and he has a crush on Shane Simpson
@brettybot you punch Colby Gardener in the face and get suspended, that’s a Brett Morgan moment
A complete dork, smelly person with an immature, yet awesome, sense of humour. Reminds people of JD (from scrubs) everywhere he goes due to his unco style and his unluckiness in love. Somehow manages to surf despite all of this. Also a very good friend of the orginal JD.
That guy totally reminds me of JD from scrubs or Brett
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A large beautiful bald man, that was once very good at being principal of a middle school.
Boy: Brett Phipps is so hot like a big bald lizzo
Other Boy: Yeah we should make a Bible about him
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A man that owes his girlfriend tacos.
Brett Gleason....yeah I know the guy.....he owes me 🌮🌮tacos!
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Australia’s hottest doctor and chief health officer. Often referred to as “CHOttie”
Pretty much every girl in Australia is horny for him and only watches the covid 19 press conference to see him talk.
He’s a dilf <3
Did you see Brett Sutton at the vic presser yesterday? Yeah he was hot as, too bad he’s married.
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