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Brian

A prick who'll steal your memes

I just posted a meme a couple days ago, but then Brian steals it!

by PotatoCreator January 15, 2018

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Brian

He is a cute Mexican skater who wears all black. He has black slip-on Vans, and has a way with the ladies. He turns in his homework on time, and goofs off with is homies. He wears a Thrasher sweatshirt, and man is he hot. Of course all your friends but your bestie moons over him. It's his face. And of course, he has a crush on your friend! Duh!
(True story about Brian)(I know a kid named Brian and just described him!!)(story below told by my bestie)
i was in 1st and 2nd period, and Brian trys to whisper something in my ear.
so I tell him "I can't hear out of that ear"
and he replies with "why"
so I told him "My friend made me deaf in that ear"
"Was it that crazy girl in Color Guard?" he said
"My friend has a name ya know" I said
He replied with "What's her name then"
"Christi"
He then said "well tell her that if she does it again, me and her will never have a chance, actually, we aren't gonna have a chance because she already did, and I did not have feelings for her anyway"
"I didn't ask if you liked her, and why would you think of having a relationship with her, what if she hated your guts? Plus who do you like anyway??" I said
He then finished with "Umm... I need to get back to work"

Me- OMG BRIAN'S HAIR LOOKS SO FLUFFY!!!
My friend- umm... how??
Me- he was messing up his hair and i stuck straight up and looked fluffy"
My friend- O-Kay then..
Me- don't judge me
My friend- already have
Me- you like a kid with poodle hair
My friend- and you like Brian that-
Me- hot adorable gorgeous handsome devil... who has tamed hair??
My friend- skater who has a crush on me
Me- *Cries*
My friend *With a devilish smile*- get recked kid
Me- at least is smile makes me melt like a Popsicle

by xXViNtAgEsWaGXx March 20, 2019

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Brian

The smartest and most charming boy you would ever meet and has 1000000 girlfriends.

He is called Brian

by Mr Muthu Raja January 28, 2019

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Brian

Brian is the name of a guy that hits his sister

Did you her Brian gave his sister that bruise

by Purpleraven April 23, 2016

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Brian

Brian's are generally peculiar people, they deserve nothing that they have constantly questioning everything they do. They are also indecisive so if i were you i wouldn't let him have the ability to make any life choices, All Brians should return to the abyss and never come back if you see one....run.

"Oh shit it's a brian RUN"

by dgsakngpw March 15, 2017

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Brian

a little ginger tosser with a bald patch who smells and is always shouting at girls cause hes to scared to say anything to a guy

Pe...: Brian your ginger..
Brian:i know.!

by sus.. December 6, 2011

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Brian

A person who makes girls cry by saying he wants nudes

Brian made Olivia cry by asking her for nudes

by AuTisTicPoTaTo August 16, 2017

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