Verb.
To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.
Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
The most alpha chad rapper in the game with a 100+ monthly listener spotify account. He is also a pussy magnet and can get any bitch he pleases. If you think you family like
lil broom your completely wrong. From his own words, “all about family, if i fuck a bitch i need a plan b”. Lyrical Genius.
Guy 1: You know about that Lil Broom guy
Guy 2: Yeah that dudes a pussy magnet
When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop
"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"