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Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.
EPISODE . . . 4
Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?
Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler
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smelly has 3 strands of hair and lives with a fat black ball that is also stinky also lives with her mother emily who is super duper cutsey her ginger sister who is 12 has a better body than most of the girls in the borders dale occasionally shaves her eyelashes off with a vibrating razor she also has cutsey slippers
dale butler is a stanky hoebag
Place in Indiana that becomes the shire come the month of May. But be advised, this short enjoyable green habitat turns to ice the second you close your eyes in November and does not return until the following May.
Come visit Butler Indiana but only in the summer.
A silent fart. Used in UK slang from at least the 1980's. The theory was that butlers who were serving tea had to train themselves to fart without being noticed, but this may not be the origin of the phrase.
Did you just drop a Butlers Teatray? It stinks!
When your co-worker fucks your woman
My co-worker Jimmy fucked my gal when we were on vacation in Italy. I’d never been butlered before in my life.
the instance of AppLovin CS & developers lowballing or attempting to close your ticket with the worst resolution imaginable
I sent in a ticket since my BOGO pack didn’t give free one. I ended up buying 2 more to see if it would come through but now devs are suggesting I delete account and start over. I refuse to be butlered by them!
This is a descriptor for when something has reached it maximum level of adorability. So if something is as adorable as possible it has the quality of "ashley-kate-butler".
This word functions best as an adjective with a qualifier like "completely", "so" or is best negated by "lacking".
Wow, that baby kitten is completely ashley-kate-butler
Last week my niece ate a baby-motherfucking-cino with her pinky finger raised. It was ashley-kate-butler.
That girl thinks she's hot... but she's lacking any ashleigh-kate-butler.