Go Buy A Drink

To Go Buy A Drink means to stop cockblocking, essentially leaving your friend and the girl alone. It is expected that you will do this without being told, but it is often the case that your friend will say "go buy a drink", at which point you must vacate the premises.

Guy talking to girl: Hey, I really like your outfit today!
Guy's Friend: Yeah it looks nice
Girl: Aww thanks!
Guy to friend: Hey man, can you go buy a drink or something?

Example 2
Guy: Hey man, I'm going to go talk to that cute girl over there.
Friend: Alright I'll go buy a drink

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buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.

I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.

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buy large mansions

The real slogan for black lives matter

We don’t be needin’ to spend our green on savin’ lives! We finnin’ a buy large mansions!!

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Don't drink if no buy

A phrase used by your local Indian gas station or conveinance Store's worker from Indian descent

Sir don't drink if no buy!

Nigerian buy back

When someone goes to an used car dealership with a car to trade in, and ends up buying the same car back they had before at a marked up price.

Guy: I like this car, it looks just like my old one.
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.

Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)

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Hurry up and buy

Something the Korean liquor store owner says behind the bulletproof glass counter after you look around the store for too long.

Hurry up and buy. No trouble.

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