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Christina Aguilera

A skank who had always been behind the shadow of Legendary Miss Britney Spears. Also called Floptina after flopping with Keeps Flopping Harder: A Decade of Flops, Flopionic and Flopresque. She's the very definition of late 90's "diva" who flopped miserably after 12 years. Just like Flopsica Simpson and Flopdy Moore... But atleast, Jessica is making money with her clothing line and Mandy Moore with Tangled making box-office returns unlike flopresque which cause her producers to sell their studio. She's also widely known of having Flopdas' Touch cause anything she touches turns into flop. Sad but true...

Girl A:Christina Aguilera? Who is she?

Girl B: OMG, that flop who thinks she can touch Britney Spears' 100 Million Records sold? OMG, bitch needs to get out of her delusion just like her fans! LMAO!!!

Girl A: LOLLOOOLLLOLLOL!!!

by legendary spears January 23, 2011

114πŸ‘ 140πŸ‘Ž


Christina Huynh

a very smart girl
she acts weird sometimes but shes still cool
never mess with her cuz she will mess with you
most likey shes azn
AZN PRIDE

Kevin: Who is that azn girl
Gerorge: Thats the new girl Christina Huynh
Kevin: Shit she is a Smart Ass
Gerorge: Thats right
*high five*

by wordsmartgurl November 24, 2009

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Mary-Christina

A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.

Did you see that small boy? Oh wait, it’s Mary-Christina. She is hot.

by sandygains January 27, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Christina

When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!

Woke up in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty christina...

by iNF4M0U5 November 20, 2012

56πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Christina Aguilera

A singer with a great voice.

And for all of you only like two of her songs are about sex in that 20 song album. As for her image yes it is a little.. i mean very slutty but i'm not sure how that is justification to hate her.

Listen to what you are saying and maybe you'll see it makes no sense

Why people are afraid of a little skin i'll never know. You have skin too and half the population has the same parts as her. Get over it.

by Me March 15, 2005

268πŸ‘ 386πŸ‘Ž


Christina Aguilera

A great singer a wannabe hispanic

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

161πŸ‘ 225πŸ‘Ž


Christina Pow!

Someone who likes to destroy hopes and dreams, with their fists and or death stares.

OH SHIT ITS CHRISTINA POW!! TAKE COVER!!!

by dddddirtbag November 20, 2009

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž