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It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.
GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.
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A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to “let go” and “stop hugging the cactus.”
Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop “hugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.
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N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.
Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.
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When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.
Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.
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people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.
that new girl, lyba, looks like a cactus fucker!
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Cactus gang is the best and most sexiest gang on the planet... we much on dem juicy cactuses all day long and shove them up our asses all night long... if you are looking for a gang this is the one to be in.
"Hey Jim!, are you in the Cactus Gang yet?"
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Someone who is a pain in the ass..
"That person is such a cactus fart!"
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