Writer of the Cha Cha Slide
Callum Wood wrote the Cha Cha Slide
Callum is the sweetest, kindest and most caring person on the earth. He will protect and love you like a god, he thinks he's ugly but everyone knows he is a S-N-A-C-K. He is the best boyfriend ever and he is the best person to ever exist in all the planets in space. He is all round perfection.
Oh Callum McEnerney, yeah he's my boyfriend. You jealous? Don't answer, I know you are.
A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.
Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.
Callum is a kind and helpful friend he also alright at video game but very emotional at soon points Callum really likes sports
Callum hooper
is friendly unlike those other bullys
Callum Browne is a another way of saying 'Your Mum is in my sex dungeon.' Many people use it nowadays. For example Lebron James uses it. This is the phrase he is commonly known for. However, for Asians, Callum Browne is used for the word "I am having an orgasim." For White people Callum Browne means, I did your sister.
"Hey do you know Callum Browne?" Said Lebron James
"Callum Browne, Callum Browne," Said the Asian having Sex
"Hey I Callum Browne," Said the Guy
"I don't have a sister," said the Asian
"You will soon