I can fix this

I can't fix this

Guy 1: Holy shit you just ran over my neighbour's cat!
Guy 2: Wait! I can fix this!

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I can lean to that

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’s ‘Lean Like a Cholo’

1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that

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i can work with that

pick up line for flirty, held back approval - can be ironic or sarcastic

ex) *snapchat of huge, juicy dick*

Eh, I can work with that

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Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.

Me: Why did you do it?
Katarina: Why? Because I can

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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

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because i can

in other words fuck u bitch

if someone was to say y u do that bitch um BECAUSE I CAN

"y u do that"

"Because I Can Faggot"

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I can respect that

Something you say when you don't actually respect what the other person said

Person 1: I already told you I just want to be friends, nothing more
Person 2: I can respect that

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