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When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.
Hold the Captain's Butter please.
Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!
Guy: You got glass in my eyes..
Ted Turner: ..And my foot in your BALLS!"
*boots
"CAPTAIN PLANET!"
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An inspirational leader capable of swaying peoples opinions with the tip of his finger! A born leader, bent on helping those in need and caring for each of his followers. He is a patriot to his ideals but sometimes contradicts them. But that just makes him closer to humanity. His ideals are hipocracy and moralism. Mostly he is a moralist. True captain's needs outweigh the needs of the many.
1) True Captain DOES NOT BUY BOOTS
2) True Captain: faceless void is the true carry, every other hero is support
3) True Captain runs away at full HP. he needs to survive... for the greater good.
4) True Captain never hesitates to run from a illusion with a chronosphere.
5) True Captain never buys bottle, he gets void stone on every hero that is mana dependent
6) True Captain buys butterfly. period.
7) True Captain does not buy TP. He just doesnt need it!
8) True Captain will brainswap to get the kill. Always.
9) True Captain has inhuman reaction speeds and will do one of the following:
a) Windstick the hero that clockwerk/pudge is going to hook
b) Banish the person that a morphling waveforms into
c) Gets Hooked By teammate pudge.
10) Following up on 9c) True Captain gets hooked. Always.
11) Following up on 10) True Captain gets arrowed. Always.
12) True Captain carried! With two divine rapiers (droped from opponent)
13) True Captain has the ability to mezmerize opponents with unpredictable moves, making them stunned - literally and unable to think properly.
14) True Captain Crits. Always.
15) True Captain does not play support heroes (except drow ranger - silence is a support skill)
16) True Captain Bactracks. EVERYTHING.
17) True Captain does not get first blooded, if he does the game does not count.
18) True Captain knows proper grammar.
19) When True Captain wins, prepare to hear the Walrus Clap (along with giggles)
20) OMG True Captain is evolving... ting ting ting.... True Captain has evolved into Noobiestnoob
True Captain has pwned PicNik
True Captain has pwned Berbagod
Double Kill!
True Captain has pwned Pudginator
Triple Kill!
Killing Spree!
True Captaion has pwned Lord_of_War :(
Ultra Kill!
Dominating!
*Giggle + Walrus Clap*
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A person that butters the bread all day and is not good at drinking kale salad.
Oh my god, look at that butter that Captain Chicken just made!
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When a man believes he is running a tight ship but in reality his girlfriend is the one who calls the shots in the relationship.
Depending on the level of control the girlfriend exerts, the man maybe designated as one of the following;
1. Sailor Pants
2. Captain Pants
3. Admiral Pants
And the ultimate....
4. Lord Nelson Pants
'Hey Captain Pants, would you like a Baby Sham?'
Alternatively when referring to the individual, his 'Pants Rank' is sufficient;
'Sailor, what time is your Mrs arriving?'
'I hear Alicia moved in and promoted Matt to Admiral... suppose that's the last we will see of him'
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Captain Jack - just a little push and you'll be smiling.
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When Captain America becomes black
Captain America is black now? I guess we have to call him Captain Niggamerica!
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