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to have sexual intercourse with someone named Carl from Cape Cod
Girl One: How was your weekend?
Girl Two: It was fantastic. I went to Cape Carl.
Girl One: Lucky.
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The act of defecating in ones sock and proceeding to slap another individual across the face with the afformentioned. In most occurences, there is a giver and a reciever. (Usually a tremendous insult)
I gave Brittany a dirty carl when she turned around.
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When a black man works on a popular television show for almost ten years as a police officer and then blows everyone away by coming out of the closet.
I can't believe Reginald VelJohnson pulled a gay carl on us after all these years of Family Matters.
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When you are engaged in the sex act of "69", at the moment of orgasm, you unleash a turd onto your partner's face.
Jill gave Jack a Creepy Carl because he gave her a mushroom-shaped bruise across her neck the night before.
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The cool carl is when somebody takes a shit, and places it into the freezer. When the shit is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen shit as a dildo.
I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
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The Greatest Troll who evar exited. Good Night Sweet Prince.
Known around the CSS jailbreak servers. You will be missed.
-edit- Totally not written by Carl.
I miss Camping Carl, he was a best troll.
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1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.
2. See: God
In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.
And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
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