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The Carolina Panthers suck at football. There is nothing funny about how bad they suck.
--Hey dude, did you watch the Panth...
--No, shutup! Why would I watch the Carolina Panthers when they suck that bad. Fuck you for even making me think about them.
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A state on the East Coast of the US, in the South. For some reason, every loser who decides they can't hack it on Long Island moves or plans on moving to North Carolina at some point in the future, just because they think life will somehow drastically improve for them and their pickup truck, kind of like how Florida used to be. This behavior has been going on for almost 20 years, and tens of thousands of Long Islanders live there now, despite the absence of New York City and actual culture.
I'm moving to North Carolina, because my 2-ton Dodge pickup truck is slightly less ostentatious there than it is in Deer Park.
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Hey ya'll! Come on down to the Palmetto state where we were the first to succeed from the Union, and boy we're darn proud of that, so we show you by posting our confederate flags everywhere, especially on our beloved pickup trucks where our pet dogs slide around and about. Make sure to stop by Myrtle beach where all the hicks can give you hickeys and trash is a plentiful in the streets AND beach. Don't forget to drive through Rock Hill, established in the late 1800's, where you can stay at hotels steaming down those pesky trees, watch loggers coming to pick 'em up, stare at the walls for entertainment, and eat the best darned culturally-infused fast food with top notch service!
I wish I hadn't moved to South Carolina for two years of my life due to signing a relocation agreement in the name of money.
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A place where people who hate their own states can come and hate this one. Rated as the best place to live in America but in reality, is just as bad as everywhere else that Starbucks has taken over. Its filled with out-of-towners trying to fit in and confused rednecks trying to hold on to their Confederacy heritage that is irrelevent because the Rebels lost the war.
Those kids from North Carolina sure are stupid, rich, and confused.
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The coolest band ever. They have their own genre. Kyle, is there nicest member. Josh, is there pretty member. and then there is some guy who helps them out, but isn't known. Also David, is there most 'oh, i'm so cool' member, who's mean.
girl 1; I saw breathe carolina's concert yesterday.
girl 2; oh, did david even come out to talk to people afterwards.
girl 1; what do you think?
girl 2; aha, oh. NO.
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A sexual maneuver that involves getting a girl to go down on you, preferably while lying on a bed so that she's lying between your legs, then tearing ass. Idealy this will actually be a "shart" rather than a fart, but farts also count too.
Technically girls can do this too, though it's not as common. For women however it becomes even more diverse and may involve sharting, farting or queefing. Any of these disgusting bodily functions will produce the desired effect.
"Dude, my fucking boyfriend pulled a South Carolina on me last night and I think my nostrils may've sustained permenant damage... and my sheets are ruined for sure."
"What the fuck?! Did you just queef in my face?!"
"Please, it's called a 'South Carolina', honey."
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Greenville and Myrtle Beach are the only cities worth a shit, and even they aren't that great. Don't know about Hilton Head, never really been there.
Oh, and N. Charleston is one of the most dangerous cities in the US apprantely. Thanks a lot for bringing down one of the states with the lowest murder rate you fucking rednecks.
Greenville : Tha Greens, G-Ville, The Green City, G-Vegas, Da Metro, C-Train, and G-Vizzie.
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