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When someone takes a crap and it slightly scrapes the back edge of the toilet seat
Every time my old man would visit he would peel the carrot and leave a carrot peel on our toilet seat. Sick!
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The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.
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Vivien: Hey, i just ate an albino carrot!
Nicky: You mean a radish?
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When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.
Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!
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n. the idea of sex as a means to achieve an alternative end. generally used in instances where the parties referred to have not had sex.
She's dangling that pussy-carrot so he'll take her to TGI Friday's and order her the surf 'n turf.
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(n) a penis
Next stop for the carrot train is tuna town, bitch. I fucking love alliteration.
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A ginger who likes to take it in the ass.
I heard this guy Pete is a carrot bottom.
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