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When you realize you phone, iPod, laptop, electronic is about to die as you are going to leave and you uselessly believe if it sits on a charger for five minutes it may last a few hours. Even though it makes little difference
Person 1: dude we need to leave what are you doing?
Person 2: Speed charging my phone it might last a little longer
Person 1: it doesn't help... I'm leaving
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{ CHIMP IN CHARGE } According to Michael Fazio a.k.a. the author of a Revolutionary new book called Angels on the Ark ~
CHIMP IN CHARGE THE CHIMP IN CHARGE is also a VERTICAL VERSION of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } according to Michael Fazio & the { CHIMP IN CHARGE } is also a descendent of CHIMPANZEES & or BABOON~ETTS ~
So according to an Atheist Congress of the current { CHIMP IN CHARGE } of the USA a.k.a. & the 44th PUSS STAIN we are all { VERTICAL CHIMPS } however there can only be 1 {CHIMP IN CHARGE } & that would be the 44th PUSS STAIN until it passes the baton to the 45th PUSS STAIN in the year 2012 ~ !
Also according to Michael Fazio the chimp in charge is also defined as an ~ANIMAL~IN~THE~WHITE~HOUSE~ BECAUSE WE ARE ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS DICTIONARY IN FACT ALL ANIMAL ORGANISMS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE OCEANS
Of coarse there are many different forms of animals including the human species also known as { VERTICAL CHIMPS } & the sub species of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } known as POLITICAL ANIMALS & these Political Animals are defined by their political ambitions & are also noted in the Encyclopedia & dictionaries as such ~a.k.a. POLITICAL ANIMALS thus effectively describing the 44th PUSS STAIN & his political cabinet of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } which also includes the sub species known as BABOON~ETTS & all of this information is brought to you by Michael Fazio.
If there are any doubts please refer to;
www.AngelsontheArk.com by Michael Fazio
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During the act of munging the HMIC is the participant whom delivers the blow to the mungee. The HMIC is also refered to as the driver of the cart during the act of electric munging
The Head Munger In Charge climbed on top of the tomb stone and jumped off and delivered such a blow that mung butter squirted with lethal force covering the entire graveyard.
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The boss or person in charge of the operation. Can also be the man or woman of the house.
Jerome being dissatisfied with the service he received returns to the store and asks "Who's the head nigga in charge.?!?"
To show his authority at home Jerome boasts "I'm the head nigga in charge 'round here and yall gon do as I say god-dammit!"
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The Head Bitch In Charge is a woman with unquestioned authority and gets what she wants whenever she wants it. She rules with an iron fist of bitchy-ness and fear. Cross her=you die. There can only be one Head Bitch In Charge in a workplace, school, team etc. If there are two or more, they either a)become besties and rules in a partner-ship. or b) claw each others eyes out until there is only one left
Friend: " what do you think of Wilhelmina from Ugly Betty?"
Me: "Well she gets what she wants and everyone fears her so she's definitely the Head Bitch In Charge"
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Meaning add it to this list of things people hate about your game
"Shes likes to gossip about me but she can just charge it to the game"
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Someone who can comeback with good comebacks really fast
I was in a rap battle with Lucas and fuck was a a quick charge boi