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general scum
several theories to the origination of the word most popular being council housed and violent
can be found in most towns or cities outside McDonald's and other fast food outlets trying to intimidate with large numbers though this always fails with the oldest member of the group being 15 with a can of white ace
usually they will be abusive to anyone who does not comply to their requests such as gizza fag (roughly translated by experts to give me a cigarette though we can not be sure)
They like to dress in the height of fashion usually a Adidas tracksuit or some variation with there baseball caps at a 45 degree to 90 degree angle
Female chav's or chavettes like to dress similar or wear skimpy tops that to any normal human looks ridiculous the chavette almost always has their hair pulled back for reasons unknown but gives a shocked or surprised appearance to the chavette
both male and female enjoy gold jewelry or "bling"
other accessories chavs have include lighters, Windsor blue's, white ace or special brew 3 babies by different dads
they also have there own form of language including hand symbols and gestures though in reality most of this has been stolen from the hip hop and gangsta rap community
due to this it is also thought the whigger is closely related to the chav a figure of respect for all chavs is Jeremy kyle
innit bruv
I'm no chav I'm a OG yeah
safe
ave it
brap brap brap
me benefit cheque ain't came though shit
chantelle get back here i ain't done note
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"Council House And Violent"
British teenagers and lower income families dole scroungers who mostly all come from council estates,Their uniform consists off trackpants and hoodies and little shitty baseball caps when it's summer they like to wear vests along with their trackies,They also like to wear Jewellery such as sovereign rings and knecklaces and never take their baseball caps off,The teenagers like to hang out in parks alleys shopping centres and their group usually consists off 6+,They like to shop lift intimidate people and use alot off foul language,They are disrespectful to the elderly and usually can be found travelling on the public transport systems or if they have or can afford their own means off travel usually travel in little novas or if they are drug dealer chavs they roam about in wrx's,Their girlfriends are called chavettes they usally have orange faces big ear rings chew gum and have a foul mouth on them,Most usually have their first child by 17,The older generation off chavs in the 25+ mark are usually all unemployed overweight wear baseball caps and clothes from the late 90's are unshaven and still act like they are 18,Most are addicted to dope or cocaine,The older generation off chavettes are usually big fat mammas with foul mouths and 3 kids to 3 different dads,The half decent looking ones are shagging the top drug dealer and getting all his money so she can keep herself looking good and support her bastard children,CHAVS are the biggest bunch off losers in Britain
"Those friggin chavs are all hanging out at the shops man"
"Chavs jumped my mate last week"
"See the fight between the Chavs and the hippies?"
"Get a job you low life chav"
"Hahaha that girls an orange face" "Yeah stupid chav"
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ewww, the most disgusting thing you could ever become.
Chavs are scum, they pick on people who don't follow their trend of:
girls -
+ tracksuit.
+ fake gold necklaces, earrings and other jewellry.
+ fake brand name clothing.
+ low cut tops (shows way too much).
+ 5 inches of make-up at least. (underneath it all they are ugly)
Boys -
+ tracksuit
+ fake brand names
+ wears chunky bracelets
Facts about chavs:
- They are usually found near a bus stop, or on a park.
- McDonalds is their palace.
- Usually thick as a plank.
- Spits every 5 seconds.
- Never a virgin past the age of 13.
- Chavettes refer to their friends as 'slags' or 'bitches' but will never tell eachother to their faces, or they'll deny if asked.
- Usually rasist.
- Chavs like the chavettes because they are whores and are easy.
- Always fighing.
- Drinking cider or some other cheap version of booze on friday nights.
- Smokes.
- Listens to 'MC music' a squeakier version of the crazy frog.
- Say their tough and hard, but when you want to fight back it's all "I'm gonna get my cousin"
- Nobody likes them, but they have to stay friends with them because they'll get their inter-bredded family to beat you up.
In all chavs probably the most hated thing in britain.
***save the UK, kill a chav***
Typical chav conversation:
<chav1> init
<chav2> ya startin'?
<chav1> init
<chav2> ya startin'?
<chav1> init
<chav2> ya startin'?
<chav1> init
<chav2> ya startin'?
<chav1> init
<chav2> ya startin'
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hoodied, happy slapping granny muggers who wear lacoste shoes, chains, and trackies and will stab you at any point.
sworn enemies-
*emo
*skaters
*old ladies
favourite makes-
*lacoste
*nike
*adidas
weapons of choice-
*knives
*lead pipes
celebrity chavs-
*wayne rooney
*lady sovereign
*jade goody
*lilly allen
*britney spears
places of hangout-
*mcdonalds
*allyways
*street corners
chav- oi you filthy fuckin skater!
skater- yah dude?
chav- fuckin stop skatin in fronta me mate, youre shit
skater- u just dissed me but then called me mate you idiot
chav- (pulls out knife)yeah say that to ma face bitch
skater- ok, YOURE AN IDIOT
chav- ya mums an idiot and she was good in bed too
skater- my mum has more self-pride than to sleep with you.
chav- ya mum has more self pride than to sleep with ya mum
skater- that dosent make sense.
chav- fuck you u grebo
skater- im a skater.
chav- fuck you grebo!!!
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chavs are people who wear trackies and named clothes,and the girls wear big fake gold earings they all have an attitude problem and need to have a good punch round their faces
omg i fuking hate them cause there not like me cause i think im so good wwhen really im a bag of sh**
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A british teenager, a rat brain, an obsession with crap cars, some terrible slang, the hotheadedness of a gladiator with none of the physical capabilites (like at all), and fifty yards of yellow plaid fabric all thrown in God*'s Blender.
*Note: there is no God.
*written by a proud Emo.
A group of chav teens sit on a wall in a park. A four year old girl walks by.
Chav 1: "Oi! You! this is our turf 'ere in da park!"
Little girl: "uhmmm...."
Chav 2:She's talkin' back! Le'ss get 'er!
Other chavs: Fuckin' 'ey!
Reporter: in our local news, a group of teenagers was beaten to death by a small girl near Picadilly Circus. There were no survivors.
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Bunch of dickhead if you ask me.
Those Chavs think they're hard, but little that they know is that the force of a haymaker at their face from anyone would not only be beyond smashed that even their wonky, shitty teeth be swallowed, but also their low chav brand brain (which cost 1p in most known store) would be splattered inside their head.
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