used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles
" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "
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A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?
Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.
When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.
Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride
Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.
A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.
Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz
To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.
*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.
when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen
omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night
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A tasty gourmet cheesecake place only found on the west coast. The best and most creamy thick and rich cheesecake you will ever find.
Your cheesecake tastes like heaven in my mouth, cheesecake heaven mmmm.
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