When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.
The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)
After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.
When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.
Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.
A sexy ass chimney mop is a super hot person who's hair is only of finest quality to clean the insides of your chimney.
Bree is the world's most sexiest chimney mop.
When a girl smokes and then starts giving you head. Making your cock feel likes it’s on fire
Sarah takes a Chop and starts giving Derek Head. Derek is experiencing Chimney Throat
The act of using one end of an electronic cigarette as a dildo, while your partner takes hits, or "drags" off the other end.
"Yo dude, sweet vape! Your girl been an Australian Chimney yet?"