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“To chop” basically means you’re smoking weed
Stoner 1: “Surely come for a hell mad chop.”
Stoner 2: “Fucking oath”
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A "chop" or "club chop" is a karate chop motion performed to the neck whenever somebody says something false or ridiculously stupid. Chops are not to be dealt on jokes or any opinion based matter. If somebody falsely chops another person, the victim of the false chop receives 10 chops for being falsely chopped. A chop can only be performed on a question if the question is so unbelievably stupid that they must pay for their stupidity. If somebody calls for a chop and the defendant disagrees with a reasonable argue meant, they chop may be decided weather it is granted or not by a 2/3 vote (all voters in the party must be unbiased and make a fair decision based on the rules of the chop, no exceptions)
Zack: Did you know that George bush brought the horses to America in the 1800's?
Mark: Chop, are you stupid? *executes chop*
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-"yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets"
--"chop!"
-"you play ball like a girl!"
--"dang man he be choppin' you"
-"you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herder!"
--"dang man, leia be takin' you to the choppin' block"
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to be have your extra dick skin cut off,to clip your sheath,to make sure you dick is free of all extra flesh.
I had myself chopped because my penis looked like a garden hose.
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Slang term for illegal tobacco, either stolen or sold by the farmer himself under the table to avoid taxes.
Chop chop is very cheap. You can get a shopping bag full for about $50.
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(Vietnamese) The card game tien-len, when you get 3 consecutive pairs it is consider as a chop or a cut. One of the highest combos in the game.
"I think he has a chop, don't play your 2"
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