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Christians

Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.

I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...

by not found [Error 404] May 19, 2007

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Christian

A believer in an imaginary, mythological and demonstrably foolish and insane religion which has brought more hatred, death, torture, pain, sadness and fear to the world than anything else except Islam.

Hey, look at that Christian over there, torturing someone.

My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday.

Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.

by Jesus Izza Myth October 13, 2009

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Christians

A massive ammount of ignorant people who follow a belif passed down from their parents for multiple generations. The common christian belif is that there is a man in the sky who controls everything on Earth. They take everything written in a 2000 year old story book as fact and live their lives by it.

Most christians are too stupid to know why they are christians in the first place.

by DeCeP7ioN May 18, 2005

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christian

a culture that thinks that they are ultimately right and think that their religion is the best because of all the dominant white people. they try to make everyoe believe in their religion and they think that everyone should follow thier dumb rules, which they themselves go against.

i am christian and if you dont believe my religion you are going to hell

by shaneeks June 27, 2010

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christian

A person who believes in a false hope because they can't accept that they are just going to die like all the rest of us and succumb to the black nothingness that is our unavoidable future as humans.

Truth.

That christian ass hole thinks he's up on a pedestal...

he's gonna be in the ground before me.

worm food bitches.

just like jesus.

by shadaisy mcjangles February 4, 2010

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Christian

Someone who can't answer the question "Why did God create Smallpox?", or, just rationalize it in some weird way in favour of their God.

Atheist Vs Christian debate

Christian: You're going to Hell!

Atheist: Okay that's nice but can you answer the question I've asked 9 times; Why did your God create Smallpox?

Christian: Disease is a result of Sin!

Atheist: So why would a merciful God punish millions of humans, many being babys, because some guy was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple that your God put there in the first place? And that's just one of God's many creations that he made in his infinite wisdom.

Christian: Umm..Uhh... EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY..and..and.. YOU'RE A DIRTY COMMUNIST SOCIALIST NAZI GAY HOMO FAG FAG!

Atheist: *sigh*

by Niak34 October 3, 2010

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Christian

-A person lacking in common sense
-Filled with denial or ignorance
-see Down Syndrome

"Poor thing, I'm afraid he was tragically born a Christian..."

by Man_whore_OMG October 5, 2006

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