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Chuck Norris is cooooooooooooooly cooooooooool!
If you fed Chuck Norris 1Kg of organic matter he'd shit out enough fossil fuel to power the sun for the rest of time!
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Godly, Unstoppable, Amazing, Incredible, Extreme, Strong, Insanely Awesome, The Most Ultimate Ninja/Fighter In The World! Just About Every Word In The Entire Dictionary Is Describing Chuck Norris.
"Like lawl did you hear those Chuck Norris jokes?"
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1: A very strong man he is said to be god himself
2: A threat
Guy no. 1: im goin to kick yo ass
Guy no. 2: Im going to chuck norris yo ass
Guy no.1 : *runs away*
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When this legendary man awakes, the world is gonna end. History predicted the year 2000, which was in fact true, but he only awoke to go in the bathroom. Now Norris gave us a few more years until he is finish reading his new Total Gym ad in the Bathroom.
"Chuck Norris just finished reading his ad"! cried Paul. Laura responded"we have only a few more weeks before he unlocks the bathroom door!
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used when one is completely sure about something
A: what time does the bus leave?
B: At 5:25
A: Are you sure?
B: Yes.
A: Are yo chuck-norris-sure?
B: Yes
"I am so scared of Chuck Norris!"
"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"
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You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.
Step 1: Go onto Google.com
Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'
Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.
Step 4: Run.
Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.
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