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A method for gapers to carry their skis and poles with ease, using only one hand. The straps of the ski poles are looped around each other's ends, then looped over the tips and tails of a pair of skis, then picked up by the middle of the ski poles as if carrying a suitcase.
Did you see that gaper in the neon one-piece suit carrying a Cincinnati Suitcase? Only during the holidays!
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Binge eating White Castle Sliders almost to the point of anal prolapse and going out and writing your name in poop in the snow.
Writing in cursive is much easier when pulling a Cincinnati Slider if you don't have the sphincter control.
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It's where two people dress up as lunch meats and rub condiments all over each other before engaging in intercourse atop loaves of fresh bread
Hey baby, want to go backstage with me for a Cincinnati lunchbox?
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Those dark quick moving animals all the way down the end of alleys, that may appear to be stray puppies, that you see while walking on the main streets of the downtown business area of Cincinnati. Some say they may actually be rats, but you can never get close enough to one to notice. They are concentrated in higher numbers in the downtown alleys in the restaurant areas.
Person 1: So how was your trip to Cincinnati ?
Person 2: It was good, while I was downtown I saw that water fountain that used to be on that old show, WKRP
Person 1: Cool, did you bring anything back ?
Person 2: Yeah, while I was there, I met a guy selling stray puppies real cheap, so I bought one.
Person 1: Can I see it ?
Person 2: Sure, It's over here in the yard.
Person 1: Dude, WTF ? That ain't no dog, that's a friggen RAT !
Person 2: SOB - The guy selling them was calling them Cincinnati Puppies, so I thought there were some new breed !
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A Cinncinati Bowtie is a hospitalizable and perhaps fatal sex act involving one sexual partner prolapsing their anus, cutting it out, stretching it, and then tying it around another's neck.
Tom: Never go shopping in Ohio!
Leo: Why?
T: You might find yourself on the receiving end of a Cincinnati Bowtie!!!
L: I think I'm going to vomit.
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The act of after nutting inside a woman, putting a morning after pill inside your own mouth, crunching it like a nazi’s cyanide tablet, and then spitting it inside a woman’s mouth.
Fuck man! I nutted inside her, but with some quick thinking I remembered to give her a Cincinnati spearhead!
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Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tying them jizzing in their face.
As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)
Example #1
Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!
Example #2
Gareth: I just saw Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.
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