a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them
you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town
Coal rolling is a 'Family Sport' in which a badman sits with fam and rolls a block of coal down a hill. The quicker it gets to the bottom. The cooler the Dooper!
'Omg did you see that bois rizzz?'
'Yeah baby he's the coal rolling cowboy of the North'
Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on
Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!
A white woman who intermingles with negro men whilst dancing.
Shawty right there is a snowflake in a coal mine
A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.
Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt
Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.
Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night