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colin firth

Very hot british actor. Very talented. NOT old. The best Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

"Pride and Prejudice is such a good movie!"
"Colin Firth is so hot."

by samantha September 4, 2004

256๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Colin

The act of being teabagged at Communion by an alter boy or a saucy priest. After drinking Christ's blood (wine..possibly semen) you close your eyes and wait for that tasty wafer (body of Christ) and instead you received two hairy plums, or a pair of hairless yogurt sacs, on your tongue or chin.

Chrishem was kneeling at the altar during Communion... hands out, eyes closed and mouth open, at St. Martins-In-The-Fields when he felt a warm hairy mass plop onto his face. After opening his eyes and realizing Father Brown dick had struck again, Scat Hattey peeked over the organ and whispered, "Look's like another Hot Colin!"

At this point the entire congregation bursts into laughter and commence a mass orgy and ass fisting.

by Mr.PissOnIt November 19, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


colin smoke

a really cool, chill streamer who is probably the nicest dude on twitch.

"whos colin smoke?" "oh, he's that really nice streamer! the really inclusive and friendly one."

by aerrrrr July 28, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


colin the caterpillar

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.

Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.

by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020


colin greenwood

a sexy person who looks like a beetle

im colin greenwood and ive got a boner and nice blue eyes and i look like a beetle!

by wow i like buckets on my head February 15, 2004

130๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colin Powelled

to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots

I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.

by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colin Cowherd

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.

Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!

by C. Griffin October 24, 2007

501๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž