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when a chick and a dude are having sex and another dude walks in with whip cream and ice and pours it on another mans penis and licks it off.Then the chick squirts the whip cream into her vagina and makes both dudes suck it out. Lastly male 1 puts the cap of the whip cream into the other male's anus and pulls it out with his teeth.
YO! the colorado whip cream got to me last night.
If you like Classic and Modern Rock internet radio to listen to, this station is the bomb.
Listening to Radio Free Colorado reminds people how bad FM Radio sucks today.
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When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks
I cannot wait to get home and jerk off. Lola gave me a Colorado ball-buster last night!
The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.
Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer
A great Classic Rock internet radio station! If you like good Rock & Roll radio you should check out RFC.
Radio Free Colorado has a very good selection of rock music and a very excellent song request system.
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A sausage fest masquerading as an education. See sausage fest.
I went to the Colorado School of Mines to fulfill my dreams, but it turned out to be more or less a rapey sausage fest.
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Colorado State is located in the city of Fort Collins, CO. CSU enrolls around 25,000 students and "FoCo" is home to around 140,000 residents. CSU is a land grant institution and it's sports teams are called the Rams.
Colorado State University is made up of dominantly Coloradans (80%+). This high contingency of Colorado leads to what students describe as "the authentic Colorado college experience." You will also find more down-to-earth people per capita at CSU than any other university in Colorado. Many students are actually paying for their own schooling here, providing a sense of accomplishment and becoming a self-made man/woman.
Colorado is one of the best states to go to college, and that's a fuckin' fact, which makes State the shit due to the following reasons:
1) Awesome college town.
2) Old Town/Bar Scene.
3) Immediate access to Denver.
4) Access to the best ski/board resorts in the world and Red Rocks.
5) Gorgeous natural setting in the Foothills.
6) Horsetooth Reservoir is 5 min. away.
7) You can ski and get hammered on Horsetooth in the same day.
8) Athletic events are free, who cares if we most likely suck, we're shitfaced and having an awesome time. Also, we've shit-kicked CU in every varsity sport this year, which we celebrate like it's the super-bowl to spite CU and their recruiting advantage.
9) The girls are smokin' hot.
10) More than 600 restaurants and bars in Fort Collins.
Bonus) More than 23 medical marijuana dispensaries in Fort Chronic.
Boulder: "Bro-mo, we are so fuckin' Colorado, god damn I can't wait to let my homies/bras know how sick ass the parties and lifestyle is here" Translation: "Fellow homosexual, we moved from Cali/New Jersey/TX/Conn./NY/any other douche bag factory. I can't wait to return home and talk about how all us dudes are turned from parties where we don't know the house owners and end up smoking weed and getting hammered with the same 5 douchebags in our dorm every weekend." Reality outside of the "Boulder Bubble": "My dad went to Boulder in the '70s, all the pictures made it look fuckin' awesome. I tried it for a semester, the truth is it's the #10 Douchiest school and likes to call itself a "Public Ivy" though no other reputable report has ever given it that title. If you can get into a "Public Ivy" with a 24 on your ACT (which at Colorado University 25% of students enrolled actually scored less than that) then I'm pretty sure you can get into a public ivy by reciting the alphabet and getting your last name tattooed on your body somewhere (just in case you forget?). Luckily, students at Colorado State are keeping it real and giving Colorado a good reputation for the awesome college paradise it is." Summary: No Colorado school besides the liberal arts school of Colorado College is hard to get into and graduate from. At both CU and Colorado State University you will find plenty of morons and plenty of smart students. Note: This is in partial response to the CU tool's original def.
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