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Colton

Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."

"Colton we know you like men ."

by TheStupendousOne June 04, 2022


colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it

man colton is a loser

by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019


Colton

A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

by Just a hopeless romantic January 31, 2022


Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

by Professor Ballfart March 02, 2023


Colton

A Colton is a ladies-man. A Colton is an asshole. A Colton will get mad if you spell it as Colten. He has hair like a Pomeranian.

Colton, you are such a fucking Pomeranian.

by Animae5life_webkinz.comm May 25, 2018


Colton

faggot

Ya know colton? Oh yeah that faggot

by dddddddddde February 22, 2020


Colton

Colton, his name shouldn't even be said aloud. All he will do is break your heart, and leave you. I don't know why Colton's are getting hyped up on here, he is not a good friend. If his name is Colton RUN!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A COLTON?

by flowergirl27 December 09, 2019