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Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...

This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.

So I saw this TikTok last night, this girl was like "Ice cream is good, and I love root beer. I mixed them together and OMG you guys!!! It's actually good!" This bish is really gonna "Columbus" root beer floats?!?

by Weezy45813 May 30, 2024


columbus

a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.

columbus day should be abolished!

by megisfruity September 6, 2021


Columbus

a racist man who claimed America even though Native Americans were already there and he enslaved them and basically killed them all

You: ayo do yk who Columbus is
Me: yeah i hate that mf

by ranboozled September 12, 2021


Columbus

Some dude who fucked a walrus and got stds from it.

Person 1: My son just pulled a Columbus.

Person 2: Lol not my child bye

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021


Columbus

Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck

Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.

Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021


Columbus

Columbus: the European module of the International Space Station (ISS).

Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.

The biological experiment will be hosted inside the ISS Columbus module.

by ld4795 August 24, 2021


Columbus

A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.

Hey, man. Whatever you do, do not stop in Columbus.

by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023