Commander Cosmic

A beautiful girl who makes amazing art

I love my friend Ashley, she's such a Commander Cosmic

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Battalion Commander

Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.

After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.

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Knight commander

Kc<Vc If you joined "Kc" instead of "Vc" then get a life vc are so sexy but kc is better sike i lied kc is so dry.

A "knight commander" is a bad "player" in a game called pmebge

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Eleventh Commandment

"Do not bullshit thy father."

Quote made by Jenny Cavilleri in the 1970 movie Love Story, refering to what her father told her when she was going to Marry a millionair

Jenny - "He reminded me of the Eleventh Commandment."
Oliver - "Eleventh?"
Jenny - "Do not bullshit thy father."

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Commander in Chief

When you bang a girl while smoking a blunt, and railing her from top. While you're "cheefing," you're commanding the position on top of her.

"Yo, i was so horny, but wanted to cheef....so I propositioned the 'commander in chief' and she was totally into it."
"Right on!"

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11th Commandment

This is not an extra rule that would contradict with God's laws; instead, it promotes and defends them.

11. Thou shalt displayeth the Ten Commandments in all public places.

Like it or not, there is no Separation of Church and State. It says nowhere in the Constitution of such a policy. However, people have the right to not be oppressed by a particular religion, but they still can't have that religion taken away from people.

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Keyboard Commander

Person behind the keyboard.

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.

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