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Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**
Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..
Usually the comment hussars are the soldiers of a youtuber. These hussars fight a lot with other comment hussars because of youtube dramas or cuz they are bored. They have a ranking system,normally the comment hussars know each other, and they chose officers,liuteants,generals and of course their king is the youtuber. A comment hussars should belong to different kings but these kings are usually good friends,so its pretty rare to find a hussar how has two kings who doesnt like each other. So basically they are just boys who raid other youtubers and arguing with each other on the internet.
Hussar general: Forward comment hussars! This guy said our king is a fuckin idiot!
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*
When you’re watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.
OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)
A person who spam copy and pastes emojis in comment sections.
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Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70
Example of typical Comment Edits.
The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.
I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.