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Someone who has had countless sexual partners and carry’s every virus under the sun.
Carl had his eye on Becky until he found out that she was just a used computer.
An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.
"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"
"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."
Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.
Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.
I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!
A highly annoying or sensitive person, especially a snitch.
Why'd you have to tell on us, you pregnant computer!
When you are on the computer and the hand you use the mouse with gets cold while your other hand remains warm.
Despite having computer hand, Mansour still was on the computer looking for shoes he will never get
Maha: Sour, why do you have only one glove on?
Sour: I was getting computer hand, so I'm hoping this glove will make it go away. Does it make me look like MJ bro?
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noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.
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