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A small, but cute, city where everyone pretty much knows everyone else and putting each other down is a frequent activity.
"Here, in Cooper City, our band wins more than our football team!"
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The true badass hijacker, alias D.B. Cooper. Took over a plane on Thanksgiving, 1971, with the threat of a bomb in his briefcase. Ordered the plane land, had officials hand him $100000 in cash, then let the passengers off without a scratch. He then ordered the plane take off, and while flying over some mountains the crew heard the cargo hatch open. Cooper strapped the money to his chest, grabbed a parachute and leapt off into the stormy night. He was never seen again, dead or alive, eluding one of the greatest FBI manhunts in history.
The true American hero to many, rather than a dirty thief. He was reportedly quite civil and friendly to his hostages, even offering them drinks. A real-life James Bond.
Guy 1: Yo man do you think D.B. Cooper is alive?
Guy 2: Hell yeah he is, probably sipping martinis on a Caribbean island right now, laughing at all of us. He's da fucking shit.
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The man who was shocking the music world when Marilyn Manson and Slipknot were in diapers.
1) Alice Cooper has been in music for almost 40 years....and he STILL ROCKS!!
2)school's out, kiddies.
3)dead babies
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University located in the heart of the East Village in Manhattan, NY @ Cooper Square. First Institution of higher learning to have a non-discriminatory policy,also the only school in the U.S to offer a full scholarship to everyone accepted; with a 4% acceptance rate for the Art School and a 10% acceptance rate for the architecture and engeneering schools, Cooper Union is one of the Most selective schools in the U.S. and definately THE most prestigious art school west of the Art Academy of Florence. One of the Best Schools this nation can offer.
1- I go to RISD.
2- Oh yea dude... I've heard of it, BUT I attend The Cooper Union since I have the talent and abilities of any of your 4th year students and I'm barely 18......
(RISD kid goes back to Providence to learn how to figure draw)
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A slithering ginga-ninja. He's half boy/half snake. He's afriad of headlights, and loves slithering in bushes. He may slither into your tent at night, creep into your covers, he will try not to wake you, but if he does he will Ninja away with a following slither. He's quite kind though. And only eats Chris Reyer's
Taeya: OMG, did you see Eric Cooper slithering in our tent last night?!
Kyla: YAH! i think he went into faith's sleepingbag! :O
Faith: that was him?! i thought that was you, kyla!!!!
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The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.
"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."
"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."
"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."
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Pulling a cooper is when you beat your meat to a replayable image somebody sends you on instagram or snapchat it doesn't have to be nudes just any picture they send
Girl one: I sent Chad a picture of me in my new bikini but he didnt respond for like five minutes is it because he found me unattractive?
Girl two: Ew I bet he was pulling a cooper