Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"

Cough-Yew

Blessing a cough

Hussela Baby coughed and Alex Da Great said Cough-Yew

Botty-Cough

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.

My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat

Toe Cough

when your toe lets out a strange substance

Yesterday I had a toe cough.

Splash Cough

The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure

Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.

batty cough

A batty cough means a fart.

Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.

i just batty coughed

tropical cough

coughing after smoking a blunt

After smoking her first blunt last night, Kim had a tropical cough.