cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

Back Door Cover

In sports betting, a back door cover occurs when the team you wagered on covers the spread in the last minutes of the game. Often times this happens when the actual game is a blow out, yet the spread or line of the game is still at play.

The Giants kicked a late field goal to give me a back door cover. They lost by 10, but covered the 12 point spread.

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scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

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anal bum cover

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.

Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery

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Covered Wagon

The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.

" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "

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cover your nut

when a sales person makes enough money to cover expenses.
Came from western days when peddlers came into a hotel and needed a room but didn't have any money. The hotelkeeper would take their hub or "nut" from the wagon as a deposit. If the peddler sold enough, the nut was covered.

It cost me $200 for dinner but the commisson on the sale was $2,000. I covered my nut and then some.

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Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

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