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Craig Spangler

Craig Spangler is a coward, above all. He never admits his fault/responsibility. He actually said (more than once) “I don’t get grumpy.” When confronted about his bad behavior (examples to follow) he will pull something from the past up about you, wrench his sweaty hands, deny, and then run. He did this many times. Prime example. I am the home schooling mother (only because our daughter was smarter than the teachers in public school). I have been am musician since 11 years old. Played flute professionally, taught private lessons, won awards. I do not not have music degree, but he cannot clap on the beat. While supervising her violin practice time, I was having her play in front of a mirror. She was being a kid. He came upstairs, interrupted, and said to me in front of her, “Leave her alone, you don’t know what you talking about.” Of course he denies this (coward) and has NEVER apologized. This is only one example of his cowardly person. He couldn’t even allow the musician to have authority over music in our home. This was his attitude toward his child’s mother I empirically. A lot of damage has been done because of his disrespect to his child’s mother. Let him burn in hell.🔥🔥🔥 Coward’s who divided the mother from daughter should burn in hell.

Craig Spangler the coward

by DurgaMother May 1, 2020


Craiging Out

Craiging Out is defined by the complete lack and disregard of previous friendships and relationships in lieu of intimate contact. Common symptoms include: Dropping out of contact with previously close friends for several months, adamantly denying that anything is wrong with the current situation and lack of contact, pretending not to notice texts and or phone calls and insisting that it simply was not next to you for days on end, and when parked outside the home of someone who is in the process of Craiging Out, they will not only not come outside to say hello, but call hours later and refer to the situation as "creepy" and try to focus attention off of themselves.

A person can also said to be Craiging Out when he or she ditches friends for something else, in most cases, sexual intercourse.

Dude I can't believe he is Craiging Out on you guys like that, I mean he's known you for like 8 years or more now, he could at least answer a phone call once in a while.

by Indigo Davy Jones February 16, 2011


Craig Benzine

Craig Benzine is a video content creator who is also known as Wheezy Waiter.

He has a widely popular YouTube channel and a blog called Wheezy Waiter. He has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007. Now tens of thousands of people are subscribed to him and watch his videos daily.

Craig has created vocabulary in his videos that has gone on to be widely used on the internet, such as doobly-doo and noodle boiler, defined on UD, and is also known for repeated themes and catch-phrases he uses in his videos (see Wheezy Waiter definition for more information).

Craig has a beard, which has become the trademark for Wheezy Waiter. Wheezy Waiter viewers are called beardlovers.

Craig is also part of the popular and acclaimed indie rock band Driftless Pony Club, based in Chicago.

In addition to creating his Wheezy Waiter videos, Craig has lots of other experience in film and television production. He graduated with a Communication Arts: Radio, Television, Film degree from University of Wisconsin - Madison. He works as a Video Specialist for a web development company. He has starred in other films and web series besides Wheezy Waiter, including the film Ozark Cousins, the web series Fucked in Space! and Platoon of Power Squadron, and many short films produced by Harmony Joyride Productions. In addition to his work in front of the camera, Craig edited the Ozark Cousins film and was part of the rock band that created the music for the silent urban western.

Craig Benzine has a beard.

Who is Craig Benzine? Wheezy Waiter.

by martha_s February 7, 2010

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Craig

Ultimate faggot.
Spineless.

Dishonest.
Prick.
User.

That guy is such a fuckin' Craig.

I can't believe how Craig that guy is.

by Kawaii kid August 12, 2014

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Larry Craig

1.) An obviously closeted homosexual Senator from Idaho

2.) A closeted Homosexual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.

1.) Larry Craig, the Senator from Idaho, should just give up and admit he likes dudes.

2.) When Daniel was caught with homo-erotic drawings he drew, he went all Larry Craig and said that it was for an Art Class.

by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

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Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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craig ferguson

facts about Craig Ferguson:

He is the Late late show host on after Letterman.
He tells the same jokes every night, but their still hilarious.
He is much shorter in person than you'd think.
He has a really bad warm-up comedian.
He likes to get really close to the camera.
He likes to hit the side of the camera.
He broke a camera during a show once.
He has the same guests on all the time.
He used to have a really cool sound effects machine and email jingles.
He is Scottish

Craig Ferguson is Betty White's bitch.

by atianafiorella July 22, 2009

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