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When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.
Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?
When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.
When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly
Did you see that old cripple down the road?
Cripple, means: some one how is named Shannon and is a stupid stinky cripple
You know, I read an article about A.I. saying that they were trying to cripple it.
Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"