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Mid-Life Crisis

When a man who has lived a kick-ass life becomes older and wants to return to his wilder younger days, typically done by buying sports cars and having affairs with much younger women.

“Did you see Fred driving that hot red Ferrari with the model?”

“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”

by FreidrichVanHausen November 15, 2019


soccer mom crisis

An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.

When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.

by Lavender12 July 2, 2015


mid-summer crisis

The time during the summer holiday when you get bored of fun and decide holidays suck.

Man, this mid-summer crisis is making me want school.

by heyaitzme July 27, 2022


The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018


mid-year crisis

Every year in high school, the time when everything in school and life gets so overwhelming that you break down and cry.

"Four tests tomorrow and I have work 'till 12 tonight; I'm having my annual mid-year crisis"
"I'll get the tissues."

by highschoolsenior October 13, 2011


Mid Lift Crisis

When your engaging a lifting workout, and you think your one set ahead of what your actually at. Now you feel like you have even more lifting to do.

Tyrone thought he was on set 3 of his 4-set workout, but on further realization he was only on set 2. Tyrone fell into a Mid Lift Crisis.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022


Mid-winter crisis

When you wish it was summer during winter

"I went through a mid-winter crisis last week."

by Mrfruitloops February 2, 2021