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Any import with a exhaust that snaps, crackles, pops
Check out that gay rice crispy
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a woman who's facade is such that her skin, hair and general appearance comes off as burnt, fried, tanned, leathery and generally 'well done'
Colonel Sanders loves himself a crispy girl
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In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.
Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.
Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.
Waiter: This may take a while!
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A slide deck presentation, often made in power point, that is so sharp and fire it becomes crispy.
These crispy slides really impressed the client, I think we are going to get the engagement
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Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.
John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.
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when you came on a girls tits and it dries, you create a crispy daisy.
he did a big ol crispy daisy on me last night
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Getting set on fire or being burned
That guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.
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