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When you fuck three different virgins in a year's time. After you fuck a virgin, the clock starts, and you have exactly one year back until that day to fuck two other virgins.
Bro 1: "Dude I just fucked three virgins"
Bro 2: "Was it in a year?"
Bro 1: "Hell Fucking Yeah"
Bro 3: "I bestow upon you the Virgin Crown"
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Seven in the front one in the trunk. A distant relative of the minivan.
Shit man; I pulled a crown vic on her last night.
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The shittest Metalcore band from Australia, they are a bunch of Asking Alexandria ripoffs.
Filthy! Fucking! Cunts!
James; Hey did you here about how Kaitlin and Patric broke up?
Khan; Yeah, that was such a Capture The Crown act!
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A person that has had oral sex, anal sex, and vaginal sex all in the same day.
Wow, did you hear about Peter, he went for the triple Crown with his Girlfriend. All three in one day.
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Dude Check that bacon fryin up in the old Crown Vic over there
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Many years ago girls wore flower crowns and flowers on them to mask their stank and make them smell better because the poor didn't have bathing water and wouldn't wash themselves for months
Now girls who are hippies, mainstream, or in sororities use them as accessories.
That girl with the flower crown must be in a sorority or a hippie. It looks like a garden on her head.
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JP from Knotts Scary Farm.
JP is the crown jewel of haunt.
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