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A peculiarly english phrase. Taking a ferry accross the English Channel to France to buy copious amounts of booze, mostly because there is less tax on continental europe.
Me and the fellas are taking a van over on a booze cruise, fancy some?
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Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.
"My inbox is blowing up- I got Ruse Cruised last night and it hasn't let up since!"
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4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
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A behavioral act of performing something a person may call chancy or jeopardous. Thus could be reffered to as "Risky Business", a 1983 hit movie starring Tom Cruise.
Bryan: Hey Alex i just bought this iPod from that Jesse kid for only 100 bucks!
Alex: I dont know about that Bryan, that Jesse kid has been known to do Risky Business...
Mikey: Yea Bryan if you keep that iPod you would be Tom Cruising to the max!
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The funny, crazy, sexy, weird, dorky, young looking, famous, to die for actor. People want to stab the living shit out of him, mostly people who never even met him,
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.
"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."
"Your point?"
"He's a fucking weirdo."
"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Fuck you."
"No way."
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A "cruise missile is a fat joint, blunt, spliff, hogleg. A very potent strain of marijuana has been named after the insane actor. If you smoke a cruise missle you will get stupid high just like Tom.
I was laughing like a manic after we smoked a cruise missile.
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The act of freezing a water bottle a few hours before having sex, to only then cut out the frozen cylinder from the plastic to use on your partner as penetration.
Anthony: "hey baby, ready to go on an Alaskan Cruise?"
Girl "SURE! I'll pack now!"
Anthony: "no, i'm fucking you with this frozen cock cylinder of ice"
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