A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.
Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber
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the female genitals; while vagina is the noun, crunchy is the verb added on to give this "crunchy vagina" its overall meaning; a crunchy vagina consists of when either 1) a girl is ugly thus using the appropriate suffix of the verb 2) you hook up with a nasty male/woman and you know as an outside viewer that their shit is beat 3) any loose or infected genitals
Additional: the word crunch can be replaced for the entire complex word of 'crunchy vagina'; furthermore suffixes and prefixes are permitted to be added on to the replaced word"
"That girl has such a crunchy vagina"
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something my mom called me when i called her a boomer. i think sheeant granola girl, but i just went with it.
"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"
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A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.
Ryan is such a obese crunchy boy.
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A type of hard, salty dog food; any type of dog food can be refered to as, Crunchy Nuggets
Wow bruiser! your really wolfing down those Crunchy Nuggets tonight arn'cha bud!
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mm crummch
George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg
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The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.
I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.