Rural Dictionary

Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker June 30, 2011

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

by Shouse March 20, 2008

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crusty bitch

dirty girl,ratchet, ghetto poor vocabulary

dirty girl,ratchet, ghetto poor vocabulary
Damn she a crusty bitch

by whiteeboyy February 3, 2015

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Crusty Logo

The crusty logo is defined as the mark and / or stain applied to a female's apparel after a night of drunken fornication resulting from a male's semen blasted all over her.

The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.

It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.

The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.

Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.

At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.

Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.

Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!