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When you are sitting down and a big breasted woman gives you a hug
I was sitting in the kitchen when Amiee's breasts wrapped around my face, that's when I knew I was receiving a boobie cuddle
When you great your fellow heterosexual male friend with a big hug and you realise he has a hard-on.
When I saw Jim down the pub last week I gave him my usual greeting. As I slapped his back I felt something hard against me. The fucker was giving me a Nancy Cuddle.
When a male cuddles with an attractive person and it causes them to get a boner.
We can cuddle but only if you promise not to get cuddle dick.
I make no promises
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A term of endearment created to describe the most adorable girl to ever walk the Earth.
Similar to snuggle button.
She is so damn cute! She is a cuddle button!
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Dick hard on the but, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, HELL YEAAA!!!
You tryna get some dirty cuddles?
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The female version of a man putting another notch on his belt. The female version means the couple spent the night together but no sex was involved only cuddles.
Peter stayed over last night, no sex just another notch in my cuddle belt.
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The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...
The Portuguese Police wish to examine Madeline’s "Cuddle Cat" for forensic evidence
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